1 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,740 Every era has its own legend 2 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:28,590 Some legends will become immortal memories 3 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:34,150 In this fierce combat and hating era 4 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:38,590 He is the legendary hero, the only legend... 5 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:00,350 The Imperial decree has arrived, this cobbler is reward for 12,000 silver 6 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,190 He who kills him will become an official third-level if also turned his head in 7 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,190 Brothers, go... 8 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:08,230 Go... 9 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,870 Where did everybody go? 10 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:27,140 Little Dee... father is going to war 11 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:32,070 When you learned English well, I will return 12 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:33,940 English? 13 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:36,950 Why English? 14 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:42,350 Studying it will enrich your mind, it's good to learn 15 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,550 Don't run so fast! 16 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,820 My dear, have you remember everything I taught you? 17 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:54,990 Come here now! 18 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,710 I'm well prepared 19 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,950 Really? Great 20 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,150 What is this? 21 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:04,950 Poop 22 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,430 Yeah ~ Well done 23 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:09,270 Dog poop 24 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:11,590 Cat poop 25 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:12,550 Great 26 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:14,510 Piece of crap 27 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:15,790 Good 28 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:16,510 Horse poop 29 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,070 Last one 30 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:18,990 You die 31 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,100 I die 32 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:23,110 Good 33 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:24,230 We all die 34 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,380 What's this do? 35 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,590 Game over! 36 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,350 Correct! ~ Yay 37 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:31,310 Yay 38 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:32,790 Sister-in-law 39 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:34,870 Lin? 40 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:39,190 Why are you here? Lin. Where is your brother? 41 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:43,070 My dear sister-in-law 42 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:51,220 What are you doing? 43 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,710 This is from all of us 44 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:57,750 He died for his country, the country should and will pay for everything 45 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:04,230 What's wrong? He didn't die in a battlefield? 46 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:15,310 Brother died... in a girl's arm 47 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:20,950 Sister-in-law 48 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,060 Kids are still young... 49 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,830 ... no need for them to know 50 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,110 Who's the girl?. 51 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,790 I hope this will never be discovered 52 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,870 To the kid, his father is always a great hero 53 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:04,390 Hey you, how are you going to work without your tools?. 54 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:09,190 What's in your mind? Idiot. 55 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,230 I'm going now! 56 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,150 Candy haws... 57 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:22,990 New books on the market, Detective Dee in burned body case 58 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:28,180 Green Hornet, the long lost son. And Flying Bullets... 59 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,430 Hey boss, give me the new series of Flying Sword 60 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:31,060 Oh, here's the newest series 61 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,750 What chapter are you in now? 62 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:06,070 Come on! Be nice! 63 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,030 What's wrong? 64 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:14,510 Don't be mean, come on 65 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:18,060 I have one too! 66 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:20,510 That's not yours, and it's the old version 67 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,310 Mine is an 8th series 68 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,590 Who cares! 69 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,870 My book is much bigger than yours 70 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,270 Why didn't you say so 71 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,020 Why didn't you? 72 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,190 I have one at home too! Yeah! 73 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,620 Nice one. 74 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:03,070 Great! Bulls eye... 75 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,060 Can this shoe be fixed? 76 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,070 Yes, can you take it off now? 77 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:10,630 You have a very unique feet! 78 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,230 Hmm... I'm used to it! Easier this way! 79 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:20,910 Do you know?! 80 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:24,070 Shoes are the key point for swordsmen to go from town to town! 81 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:28,060 Uncomfortable shoes hurts the feet! 82 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:31,860 When the feet is hurt, the power in Kung-Fu will decrease 83 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:34,190 Do you know Kung-Fu? 84 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,260 No. 85 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,030 Flying swords? 86 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:38,390 Flying swords?? 87 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:42,660 Flying swords means you can control swords to fly using Dan Tian (Chi energy) and kill 88 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,350 Kill people miles away... 89 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:46,220 No! 90 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,910 An honorable person does not reveal their true nature.. 91 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:54,590 I will not tell you even if I know anything 92 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,990 The true nature is not revealable? 93 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:02,070 They are battling now! Uh-huh! Over there! 94 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,870 Over there! My God! 95 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,110 Fixed! 96 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,350 Hey, hey! I haven't pay yet... 97 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,790 Let's be friends, you can pay it next time! 98 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,310 Are you blind? 99 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:31,630 You both are amazing, my heroes 100 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:37,100 The man on the left is specialized in Tortoise boxing 101 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,540 People call him "The Diamond Man" 102 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:42,910 And on the right, people call him "Brick-board Man" 103 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,270 He specialized in torturing the old, weak and youth peoples 104 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,350 Fight! Fight! Fight! 105 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,790 Master Yeh... where is your sword? 106 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,580 Forever remained in memories, how about yours? 107 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,910 Do you really think I need a weapon to kill you? 108 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:00,230 Such a big tone! 109 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:05,150 My tone is big because... I have a gum inflammation 110 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,270 You can try this! 111 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:11,070 Temple Jin-Chi's sore throat syrup candy 112 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:15,230 It's made from fritillary flower, loquat leaf and many natural herbs 113 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:19,300 It relief your sore throat, and gives you more Kung-Fu power 114 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:24,070 You may also try this, the coward heart medicine 115 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,430 Cowards like us in this battle world 116 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:31,830 Lived with no rules, and its an unhealthy living 117 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:35,830 Remember, you need this coward heart medicine for a healthy heart. 118 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:44,830 Give me a break! 119 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:48,390 Product advertisements again? what the hell?! 120 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,710 Nice color! 121 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:54,950 Not bad! 122 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:55,950 I want to try it, too! 123 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:56,670 It's beautiful! 124 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:02,670 Hey look! That idiot is here again! 125 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:03,710 Let's play with him 126 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:04,870 Ok! Why not! 127 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,270 Come here, you little cobbler 128 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:25,150 Left, right, left and right... 129 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,220 You worthless person! 130 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:45,270 You must pay today, you heartless killer! 131 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,430 Don't you know how much I want to kill you? 132 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,030 You psycopath! 133 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,590 Who throws shoe at me? 134 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,270 Was it you? 135 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,830 Is this your shoe? 136 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,990 I am going to kill you... 137 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,870 Was that your foot? 138 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,190 I've fixed the shoe, any problems? 139 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,670 Go away! He will kill you! 140 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,580 Are you out of your mind? You don't know Kung-Fu.. 141 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:29,270 Wait! Have you heard about flying swords? 142 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,110 I came from 782 generations of Shushan flying sword posterity 143 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,150 Flying Dragon! 144 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,310 Are you ok? 145 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,990 Are you sure you want to fight with me? Both of you? 146 00:13:58,280 --> 00:13:58,910 I'll finish you both now! 147 00:13:59,000 --> 00:13:59,980 Don't come any closer, go away! 148 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,830 What now? 149 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,830 You are so heartless... look at him, he's injured! 150 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:05,790 Is everything ok? 151 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,950 My gosh 152 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,030 What have you done, my gosh! 153 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,070 That was my first time using it, my first flying sword tryout! 154 00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:13,350 I am sorry, so sorry! 155 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,910 Go away! Don't come near me! 156 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,110 I'm going to finish you now! 157 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:26,420 What? Go to hell! 158 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,150 A hidden weapon? You despicable scum 159 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,070 It wasn't me, he hurt himself! 160 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,550 I owe you a life. 161 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,790 Come to Mountain Tai whenever you need my help 162 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,190 You can't go now! I'll be a murderer if you go now! 163 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,750 His name is Tian Pa-Kwan 164 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:12,780 You can take his dead body 165 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,510 to any government office and have 3,000 silver reward 166 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,270 See you soon 167 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,220 Your shoe! 168 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,390 Your shoe! 169 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:34,150 Are you kidding me? Mountain Tai is so big, how am I going to find you? 170 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:39,790 About reducing the armed forces, did Ministry of Defense do anything yet? 171 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,670 It's in process now 172 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,110 Six months, six months should do it.. 173 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,160 Half a year? Don't you think that's too long? 174 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,030 Food to feed only one soldier is the same as that of 20 civilians 175 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:56,270 This is not how it's supposed to be done 176 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:57,100 Fix this problem quickly! 177 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,310 I'll do it tomorrow morning! 178 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,710 How's Lady Moon recently? 179 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,990 Your Majesty, Minister of Justice just reported in today 180 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,500 Lady Moon just killed a fugitive today 181 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,190 Did you send that professional killer? 182 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:41,750 According to history, she is the only empress 183 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,980 Who ran away before a wedding 184 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:47,230 While doing so, she even managed to burned down the whole palace 185 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:51,230 She is a hopeless empress! 186 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,830 Fire! Somebody help! 187 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:57,030 Fire! Somebody help! Fire! 188 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:02,160 It was a careless mistake, Empress was just trying to have fun 189 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:07,110 I heard the Kung-Fu tournament will be held this year, and the Empress is participating it. 190 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:11,270 At that time, I will arrange the Empress to be the number 1 contestant of all.. 191 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:16,230 And your Emperor, will be the awarder for Empress. 192 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,270 And take the Empress back to the palace eventually... 193 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:25,350 General Lei, This will be your honor to gain a trust from Emperor 194 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,270 Yes sir... 195 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,510 Thank you sir... 196 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,070 After this is done, 197 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,150 You can go back to your hometown and live with your family. 198 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:49,070 Little Dee... father is going to war 199 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:54,230 Whenever you finish reading the Three Hundred Tan Poems, father will be back 200 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,190 I owe you a life! 201 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,310 Come to Mountain Tai whenever you need my help 202 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,230 Hey brother! What's your name? 203 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:26,670 Moon, my name is Moon, Lady Moon! 204 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,110 Lady Moon, so she is a girl! 205 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,190 Mother! 206 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,350 The official came and told me you've killed a fugitive 207 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,550 That's right... 208 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,670 What's right? 209 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,030 How dare you try to fight them, they might have killed you 210 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,620 Mother, I've no choice but to save a life 211 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,670 Saving a life? The fact is you even need someone to save you as well! 212 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,140 I was right for you not to learn Kung-Fu.. 213 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,750 If you've learned it, 214 00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,030 I'll be living with your troubles by now! 215 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,110 Mother... mother... please... mother... 216 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,150 Mother... 217 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,150 I'm going to claim my rewards. 218 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,310 you stay home and do not go anywhere! And I mean it! 219 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:23,270 My dear father, it is not right to be a debtor 220 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,110 Mother told me to stay home. 221 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,110 At least I need to return this shoe to its owner. 222 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:33,790 Am I right? 223 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:34,430 Wait... 224 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,110 Wait for me please... 225 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,740 Wait for me! 226 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:40,940 Don't go, wait for me! 227 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,710 Wait... please wait! 228 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,510 In love with Kung-Fu books? 229 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:25,070 Yes, I love reading other people's Kung-Fu books 230 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,070 But this book belongs to me 231 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,110 Look! 232 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:33,030 This came with the book also 233 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,230 Looks cruel? 234 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:40,910 So scary! 235 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,270 Let's begin! 236 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,100 Shout! 237 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,270 Get down!! 238 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,350 You stand still! 239 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,020 Why are you still coming forward?! 240 00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,820 Don't move! 241 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:05,190 I've a good news, we are here to rob all of you 242 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,310 Take the real stuffs out! 243 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,630 Do you know what this is? 244 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,230 Tell him... 245 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,750 This is a fish bomb! 246 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,070 It's a bomb! So where is all your money?! 247 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,790 Show them how this works! 248 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,070 Hey boss, This is fantastic! 249 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,790 My gosh! Fish! 250 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,350 Boss, check this out, fishes jumped on the boat itself! 251 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:58,990 Take a look, this fish is dying and if you want to live, 252 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:02,750 Better show me the money or everyone will jump out of the boat 253 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,070 Get the money 254 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:12,110 What's up with him? Is he hiding something? 255 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:21,020 What the hell? What was that? 256 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:23,950 Let me see! 257 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:25,630 A shoe? 258 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:30,270 Looks valuable! Let go now! I say let go! 259 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,270 You have 3 seconds! 3, 7, 9... 260 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,540 You can take my life, but not this shoe! 261 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:36,510 Let go! 262 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,550 I told him to let it go... 263 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,070 I've got everything under control, boss 264 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,590 What's wrong with you? 265 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,150 You are willing to die just for a shoe? 266 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,390 This is not my shoe, I need to return it back to its owner! 267 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:50,910 A real man! 268 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:55,110 A real man has to do what a real man has to do 269 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,590 You are an honorable and a brave man 270 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,260 Ok! Let us settle this the honorable way! 271 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,590 Everyone gather quick! 272 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,590 You... 273 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,590 You know Kung-Fu well enough to fight? 274 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,550 No! 275 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,190 You hear that? 276 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:15,630 No. 277 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:20,070 I don't fight with civilians, I'll have someone else to fight you 278 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,260 I'll do it, boss! 279 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,230 Don't need this to fight him! 280 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,030 Boss, do you want his life or the shoe?. 281 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,430 How about both? 282 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,310 Get them both! 283 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,190 Ok! 284 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,270 You will fight him.. 285 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:41,270 You... if you win today, 286 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,230 You saved everybody on the boat! 287 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,950 If not... 288 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,950 A life for a life 289 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,710 Don't regret what you've just said 290 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,270 Know anything about sword? 291 00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,750 What is he using? 292 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:02,870 What the hell is that? 293 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:10,390 A book 294 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,350 A book... 295 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,310 Are you giving up now? 296 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,390 You, give up... 297 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,300 Loser, give me your shoe and I'll let you live 298 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,670 Stop bowing! Do you think that's going to help? 299 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:23,980 What's that? 300 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,190 What's he doing boss? 301 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,110 Looks like hawk spreading its wings 302 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,150 Is he having a muslce cramp? 303 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:34,980 That's not muscle cramp 304 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,590 It's the Peach-Picking Fist Kung-Fu! 305 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,310 You idiot! Get out of here! 306 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,070 Just tell us that you do know Kung-Fu and be honest.. 307 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:43,150 Stop lying! 308 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,230 Fight with someone your own size, not me! 309 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,430 He's a fighter! 310 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,110 He's a pro and wants to fight me... shame on him... 311 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,230 Go now! 312 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,150 You're the pro, boss! You go! 313 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:02,870 What the hell?! 314 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,690 Who was that? It's so fast like the wind blowing! 315 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,470 Look around and see where did it came from! 316 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:14,710 What's going on? 317 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:15,430 I see it now! 318 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:16,590 A foot! 319 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,030 Whose foot? 320 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:17,950 His! 321 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,020 You know Kung-Fu. 322 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,590 I don't. 323 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,710 Liar! 324 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:32,630 I really don't! this is, a second fight I ever had in my whole life! 325 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,140 You didn't even use your hands, we call that Scissor feet! 326 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:43,980 What? What the hell was that? 327 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:44,910 So remarkable! 328 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,550 We call that Scissor Feet Kick! I know its amateur! So what?! 329 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,320 I can't fight him! He is too amateur! You two go ahead! 330 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:53,350 Horse Ray, it's your turn! 331 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:54,430 Boss, I can't 332 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,070 Boss, that was my first kiss 333 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,710 Enough, you've made your points 334 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,430 You should never have it in your life! 335 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,550 Same here! Go now! 336 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,550 Boss... he is definitely a professional! 337 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:25,870 Don't move! 338 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,060 I will never hand you this shoe 339 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,070 You, don't move, don't move! 340 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,510 Boss, he definitely is a pro 341 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,830 It's ok, I've seen his entire moves! Let me fight him 342 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:39,150 Final count down 3. 9. 7.... 343 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,110 Go boss, go finish him! 344 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,870 Go! Go... 345 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,310 Get up boss, get up! 346 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,550 What was that? 347 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,070 A book... book... 348 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,430 What's going on? 349 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,180 This is not right 350 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:22,510 Wait a moment 351 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,190 Where did you get this book? 352 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,070 A fleet market! 353 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,710 The book is a pirated copy! 354 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,380 You mean piracy? Turn the book the other way around and make it authentic/genuine then 355 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,230 Shut up! 356 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,750 Shame on us, we can't even win a juvenile 357 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,390 How are we going to survive for the rest of our lives? 358 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,750 Yeah boss! It's a jungle out there, Whatever, we must leave now 359 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,030 Young man 360 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,870 "May the force be with you"! 361 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:57,430 English! Understand me? Keep dreaming loser! 362 00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:58,630 Hello pro 363 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,510 Enough, need to go now, let's go 364 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,670 Nice drawing! Not bad for a pirated version 365 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,070 Are you ok? Young man 366 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:57,510 I'm fine, just a little sea sick 367 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,740 I feel so hot, my inside is burning... 368 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:08,870 Take a deep breath, don't bite your tongue and relax 369 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:22,390 Breath in, out, breath in, and out... 370 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:33,390 Young man... try not to fight in the future 371 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,630 You might get kill! Uh? 372 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:47,960 Take this book and read it!. It will help you... 373 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,070 No pictures? 374 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:22,350 Will never ask you where you are 375 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:30,870 Will never care when you return 376 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:38,710 Thinking of you, missing you 377 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:50,190 Love you more and more each day... 378 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:17,110 Who's there? Are you a ghost...? 379 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,110 Don't you scare me! I've heard lots of ghost stories when I was a boy 380 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,630 Don't you try to bluff me 381 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:23,430 If you know things about ghosts 382 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,160 You should know that ghost don't have a shadow 383 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:36,220 I see a shadow... Oh, it's not a ghost! It's a human 384 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:47,950 What are you doing? 385 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:53,060 I want to see if you are a real human or not 386 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,340 You are not a ghost 387 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,830 Hey, where is my magic potion? 388 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,260 Magic potion! 389 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,670 A red one, and a pink one 390 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,940 I want you two go bring him back to me! 391 00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:20,230 Torture him, we need a revenge for Tian Pa-Kwan 392 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,070 A magic potion! 393 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:30,790 Sister 394 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,070 Sister 395 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,430 Give me the antidote, hurry! The red one! 396 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,590 Red one... 397 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:04,630 The green one was a poison potion! 398 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:08,340 Poison potion?! Did you forgot that I am color-blind?! 399 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,150 I told you its the red one! 400 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:15,430 Sister! Sister! Sister... 401 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,430 You killed my sister... I'm going to get you! 402 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:23,670 My sister was brave than I am! 403 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,430 She can write, read, and count from 1 to 10! 404 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,710 She even won a paper-cut fine art bronze prize! 405 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,180 Give me back my sister! 406 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,230 Starting tomorrow, I'll try to be a happy person! 407 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:48,910 Feeding horses, picking up firewood, lots of traveling!! 408 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,310 Tomorrow, foods will be my only concerned! 409 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:56,220 A big house, with open ocean views! 410 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,390 Lots of views, views...and views!!! 411 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:07,870 I've finally achieved the Marvelous Kung-Fu ability 412 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,070 The world is mine!!! 413 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:28,270 My legs, my super jet legs... 414 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,670 Who's this person? 415 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,950 Wow... hahaha... is my baby boy awake? 416 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,270 Where am I? 417 00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:05,590 You will be in my stomach soon! 418 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:11,230 Do you like it steam, pan-fry or sashimi? 419 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,070 I haven't have a shower for long time 420 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,990 Then I'll skin you first and cook! 421 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,350 Not good... not good... 422 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,990 What kind of Kung-Fu is that? 423 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,990 That's not Kung-Fu! 424 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,950 That was a strong internal force I've never seen before! 425 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,070 A strong internal force? 426 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:44,150 Breath in, out, breath in... 427 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,300 It must be him! 428 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:47,820 Who is he? 429 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,750 An old man, I don't know his name 430 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,070 He gave me a book. 431 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:54,950 What book? 432 00:40:56,240 --> 00:41:00,150 Something like 99 and...? 433 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,270 The Nine Yin Manual! 434 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,070 That's right! 435 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:11,710 Hey you, I will not fight you! Stop bothering me! 436 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,700 You asked me to be here! I want to fight! 437 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,150 I told you, it's not possible! 438 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:22,350 That's right! We are unseparable! 439 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:26,870 You and I are made for each other! 440 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:31,390 I wish we both die in the same day! 441 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:36,190 Let's do it now! "I'll be back"!!! 442 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:44,150 All this years, I've been looking for a chance, a chance to fight him 443 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:54,150 And now, I found his Chi in you 444 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,030 I will now give you my Chi 445 00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:02,990 Our Chi will fight inside you 446 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,870 Sooner or later we will find out who's the best after all! 447 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:12,670 I can't sleep well all this years because of him 448 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,270 Not able to take showers 449 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:20,950 I want my years back, I want my everything back 450 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:28,750 Everything will come back to me! Everything! 451 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:04,230 Hey, are you ok?.! 452 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:06,380 I feel so tired... 453 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,430 That's it... 454 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:12,990 Now, all your Chi are gone... 455 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:13,990 Why? 456 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,790 All your Kung-Fu abilities are gone now! 457 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:20,750 As you can see... both Chi are fighting inside of you disorderly 458 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:28,230 For example, this is the way it should be ~ You win, ya! 459 00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:37,230 But now! Look at you! You lose, no! 460 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,230 I feel powerless.. 461 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:52,910 Still want to learn Kung-Fu? 462 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:55,630 Who doesn't? 463 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,110 I'll use my Kung-Fu to help people 464 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,550 Up there in the house, I have all of my lifetime Kung-Fu studies 465 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,230 Do you have any interest? 466 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,110 Why do you want to teach it to me? 467 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,070 I'm just asking that you have any interest or not 468 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,830 It doesn't mean that I will teach you 469 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:17,020 It's my best piece of art, but no one cares about it 470 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:21,550 It makes me feel so lost, so lonely... 471 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:35,340 I created this myself and its very powerful 472 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:37,260 How come I can't understand a single word it says? 473 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,590 You'll go crazy and out of control for over practicing Kung-Fu! 474 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:42,710 My Marvelous Kung-Fu will help you 475 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,270 Will help you to gain power.. 476 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:48,630 The power to where you've never achieved! 477 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,230 I like the one with lots of pictures.. 478 00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:01,070 Pictures will help me to remember, without it, I will turn into a sleeping beauty 479 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,950 Do you see a switch? 480 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,060 That switch is meant for those who try to steal my Kung-Fu skills 481 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,830 A specially hand-made trap 482 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:14,990 NEVER EVER TOUCH IT! 483 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,100 It will blow up the whole place! 484 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:23,630 Too late now... 485 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:42,990 Oh my God! My marvelous Kung-Fu its all gone! 486 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:49,540 It's all gone, you worthless piece of trash, get lost now idiot! 487 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,710 "I don't want to see you again"... 488 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,990 Lady Jade Dragon... 489 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,870 Lady Dragon 490 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:14,870 Another one! 491 00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:20,990 This way, please! This way.. 492 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,950 This place is now taken by the Imperial 493 00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:39,390 Leave now! 494 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:40,150 What happened? 495 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:42,670 Go! 496 00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:47,190 Go away now! Go go go, 497 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,420 What the hell are you doing? 498 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,700 Hurry up 499 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,190 Out! Get out! And you too 500 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,230 Get out! Get out 501 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:05,070 Everyday is not Sunday, I'm too old now... 502 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:12,110 I'm already a steriled man, but I still can't find the Pandora Book 503 00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:16,150 To learn what's inside the Pandora Book, you need to be sterile first... 504 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,230 One who sterile first, will win 505 00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:23,230 God bless you! 506 00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:27,630 My dear God, I'm Unbeatable 507 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:32,430 Please God, help me find the Pandora Book 508 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,990 This place is taken by the imperial, clean up now 509 00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:38,870 Out now 510 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,150 Or you will be punish 511 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,980 Waiter 512 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:03,870 Yes... 513 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:04,980 I need a room 514 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,310 Yes, this way please... 515 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:11,070 Manager... 516 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:14,190 What the hell! 517 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,110 Get me some food... 518 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,510 It's on the way! 519 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:22,150 This is the best whisky I had for 70 years 520 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,830 Only for the VIPs 521 00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:28,110 Cheers, everyone, especially to our leader! 522 00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,510 Hey boss, cheers 523 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:36,630 Manager, thank you for everything today, cheers! 524 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,190 Come on, bottoms up! 525 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:49,980 Come on, bottoms up! 526 00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,110 Cheers... 527 00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,150 More 528 00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,030 Nice, very nice whisky! 529 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:13,550 Crap! She spilled it out! 530 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:00,150 Anyone home? 531 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:01,110 May I help you? 532 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:03,550 Do you have any room? 533 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:07,070 Sorry, no vacancy! 534 00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,030 Waiter! I need a Mosquito-repellent incense... 535 00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:10,830 Ok 536 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,110 Lady Moon! 537 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,550 I'm the little cobbler 538 00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,640 Wow, it's you, why are you here? 539 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,150 I'm here for the Kung-Fu tournament, and you? 540 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,110 Here is your shoe! 541 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,710 You must be kidding, you came all the way here just to return my shoe? 542 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,670 Try it on, I'll size it for you if it doesn't fit! 543 00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:42,070 You're amazing, what a business man you are! 544 00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,070 Are you sure its him? 545 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,590 100% sure 546 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:54,710 My God, this man is outstanding 547 00:50:55,240 --> 00:50:57,750 He once fell in a bottomless pit! 548 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:17,740 Making a meal yourself? You must be kidding... 549 00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:23,190 It's for my own sake, it's jungle out here 550 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:35,550 It's easy to be poisoned by others, especially on the food... 551 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:41,500 You're remarkable! You're the man! 552 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,910 This is nothing, it's just an experience... 553 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,790 What do you rank yourself in the world? 554 00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,350 Do you believe me if I say I rank myself number one? 555 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:57,190 You don't believe me? 556 00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:58,900 I do believe you... 557 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:00,710 Still don't believe me? 558 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,830 Watch this oil lantern 559 00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:16,150 Off... 560 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:23,070 Again! Off... 561 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:28,580 Again! 562 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:37,270 Off...off...off... off... off... 563 00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:45,830 Off 564 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:50,270 Wow! My God... 565 00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:52,710 This is "Sword Chi" 566 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,630 You are number one... 567 00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,830 You haven't see the best of me yet, my dear... 568 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:00,910 Remarkable 569 00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:05,870 Your parents must be so proud of you, being so remarkable... 570 00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:08,830 They don't care about me 571 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,950 They make me to marry someone who doesn't love me 572 00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:16,590 Are you married? 573 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,270 Nope, almost though 574 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:23,190 It was so close, I almost got married! 575 00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:29,150 Wow... So you're a runaway bride? 576 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:35,070 So what? Why are you so worried then? 577 00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:38,310 Oh! No no no, do you know something? 578 00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,540 In my hometown 579 00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:42,150 A runaway bride will be punished 580 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,870 Put into a pig basket and drown to death 581 00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:46,950 Are you cursing me? 582 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,110 Come on, you don't have to be an adulterer 583 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:57,710 How's my cooking? 584 00:53:58,800 --> 00:53:59,990 Not bad! 585 00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:02,900 Eat more... 586 00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:13,590 Whoever married you, will be the luckiest man on earth 587 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,950 Good in Kung-Fu, Also an excellent chef! 588 00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:25,550 So what, my life was well planned without worries 589 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,190 Ever since the day I was born 590 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,190 No one asked what I really want 591 00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,270 And no one care what I really like 592 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:37,070 To them, I'm just a doll 593 00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:44,550 But it's all past!. I will now live the way I want it to be! 594 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,510 Any plans now? 595 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,110 My plan is to be the number one Kung-Fu chief master 596 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,550 Well... Do you still want to be in this chaotic world? 597 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,070 Have you ever heard a bird called Phoenix? 598 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:20,750 It lives and burned till death 599 00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:23,870 I feel myself strongly like it! 600 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:37,310 Forget it... let's drink up, drink 601 00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,350 I feel so dizzy... 602 00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:56,870 Me too... 603 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,790 My face is hot... 604 00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:09,350 I never have this feeling before 605 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,870 My head is blurring 606 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:29,580 I'm sorry! 607 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:31,220 Sorry for what? 608 00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:35,110 I've lead you into this mess, It's all my fault! 609 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,310 You wouldn't be here and being tight up if its not because of my shoe... 610 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,350 It has nothing to do with you... 611 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:41,070 I want to be here myself! You don't have to feel sorry... 612 00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:44,270 No need to comfort me! 613 00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,950 I'm telling you the truth, I'm so much the same as you 614 00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,590 My life, was so dulled 615 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,750 and ordinary until I read comic books 616 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:59,150 It gave me a life, a fantasy dream world filled with life! 617 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:04,350 I was nothing, not until I met you! 618 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:08,990 I could have an easy life until I met you! 619 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:13,590 Did you ever regret it? 620 00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:15,700 A little bit! 621 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:21,350 Because I've not yet seen a real fight 622 00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:27,030 All the fights I've seen are lies... and nothing but bluffs! 623 00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:35,310 I'd love to see it once in my life! 624 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:41,350 Whose life? Your life belongs to me now! 625 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:46,790 I'm going to make you both suffer! 626 00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:52,110 This is my special potion 627 00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,670 It's call Niter Nine Nine Nine 628 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:04,070 After you take it, your internal force will go up to 999 times stronger 629 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,870 It's so strong that your Dan Tian will swell and blow up 630 00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:13,100 Then your body will blow into pieces! 631 00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:25,710 This is not a medicine, it's Voodoo 632 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,110 This Voodoo 633 00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:36,270 Will blow up your love and filials into million pieces 634 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,230 And then it blows up your brain 635 00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:42,950 So I can eat your brain with soy sauce! Haha! 636 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,110 Is that all you got? 637 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,160 This is impossible! How can you both still be alive? 638 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,710 Something is wrong! Something is wrong here! 639 00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:29,230 You idiot! I'm a normal person who doesn't know any Kung-Fu, 640 00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:35,030 I'm a normal person who doesn't know any Kung-Fu too, this won't work on me! 641 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:42,790 You know nothing? Then how did you kill Tian Pa-Kwan? 642 00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:45,020 Tian Pa-Kwan? 643 00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:49,030 Yes, Tian Pa-Kwan 644 00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:53,260 Oh... He fell on my sword and killed himself 645 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,310 What about Red Peacock? 646 00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:59,510 She fell on your sword, too? 647 00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:00,980 Who is Red Peacock? 648 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:05,590 How many peoples have you killed? You freak! 649 01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:08,240 You don't even know the names you have killed! 650 01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:10,820 I'll be so dead! 651 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,310 If my master finds out how her sister was killed! 652 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:21,430 Let me give you a double-folded eyelid! 653 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,300 I'm already double-folded eyelid 654 01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:26,950 Why not give me bigger eye corners, and a few make-ups? 655 01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,070 Do you like a botulinus also...? 656 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,230 Are you kidding me? That's going to make my face so stiff! 657 01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:33,150 But I had it two weeks ago already.. 658 01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:35,070 Do you massage your cheek a lot? 659 01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:38,140 Do you do facial mask? 660 01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:40,270 Yes, an aloe mask only 661 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,950 You're so outdated, I use volcanic mud nowadays 662 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,590 You can use it for facial, with shower, and it can slim your body too.. 663 01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:48,550 But we had practice in high-tempure Yoga already 664 01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:52,150 You can also use hula hoop, or Aerobic dancing... 665 01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:58,110 Come on! 666 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:10,230 Don't you try to trick me! 667 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:17,260 Let me tell you something... my man, was killed by your man! 668 01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:18,070 And now 669 01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:22,110 I want you to feel my pain... 670 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:27,190 So painful... so hurt... 671 01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:32,980 I'm the one you want! Come and get me... now! 672 01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:42,710 Hey little monk! 673 01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,550 I'm on my way to the tournament 674 01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,030 And looking for a place to sleep 675 01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:48,830 And here you are! 676 01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:53,550 Wow... such a strong Chi! Awesome! 677 01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:55,950 Thanks to your book! 678 01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,640 It gave me great powers, in only a few days! 679 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:00,830 My book? 680 01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:05,070 That's right! A book you trashed that time... at the boat 681 01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:17,900 Oh! The book with no pictures at all 682 01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:18,710 Correct! 683 01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:21,500 Can I have it back then? 684 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,070 I want it back and practice it myself! 685 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:28,030 Can I have it for a few more days?! Just a few more days... bye now! 686 01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,390 Hey little monk! Just for a few more days, ok? 687 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:33,310 Sure... after 11,000 days! 688 01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:40,550 And that's about, 30 years.. 689 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:43,020 Oh! yeah. 690 01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:46,870 Are you going to the tournament, too? 691 01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:49,550 Yes! 692 01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:57,230 You're not going? 693 01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:02,150 I was thinking, just now 694 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,070 After I ran away before my marriage 695 01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:10,230 My parents must be in deep trouble 696 01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:13,230 I feel so disgrace for myself! 697 01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:20,790 I'm on your side, fully supporting you! 698 01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:25,950 If any of your shoes needs repair, remember to come to me! 699 01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:31,270 Free for life time! 700 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:47,990 Hello! Looking for a sword? This is a great sword! 701 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,350 Look at here... I have all kinds of swords... 702 01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:01,270 Nice sword! 703 01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:03,830 It's taken... 704 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:18,270 Name your price! 705 01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:22,100 20 silvers... 706 01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:26,310 Come on... make it 15... 707 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:28,190 30 silvers! 708 01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:29,150 Boss, we're losing money... 709 01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:32,310 40! 50 silvers! 710 01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:33,350 Deal! 711 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,020 Money... 712 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:51,020 Get lost! 713 01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:56,230 Go away! 714 01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:00,070 That is my sword! 715 01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:03,200 Yours? To use in the kitchen? 716 01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:07,950 Who are you belonging to? 717 01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:12,110 Department of Sixth Door! 718 01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:14,660 Get them all! 719 01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:17,310 What a bunch of fools. 720 01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,110 Lady Moon... 721 01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:44,500 I'm sorry! 722 01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:50,110 Little cobbler... 723 01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:56,230 Is this the way how you get the girls? 724 01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:58,070 Lady Moon... 725 01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:16,070 You must feel strange... why I bring you here for? 726 01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:18,910 Why? 727 01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:24,950 I've something to show you, do you want to see? 728 01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:26,190 Yes, I do! 729 01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:39,020 It's lady Moon... how could this happen? 730 01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:47,110 Mission accomplished, can I have my remedy now? 731 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:48,910 Here! 732 01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:53,990 You... big liar... 733 01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:57,710 I'm not a liar, I'm just protecting myself! 734 01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:06,350 What's wrong? I thought things are going fine between you both.. 735 01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:08,990 You're not hurt? 736 01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:11,990 Didn't I just break your neck? 737 01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:16,150 Don't you worry, I got a super soft neck 738 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,190 It helps me to peep into someone's book 739 01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:29,510 Look! 740 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:38,180 Can you please not kill me? 741 01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:40,950 I'll let you go and free you today 742 01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:44,550 But you'd be punish this time 743 01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:15,030 Hello boss! Feeling better now? 744 01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:19,830 Remember one thing! This is the first time my boss have a foot massage.. 745 01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:21,220 Make sure you do it right 746 01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:23,110 Harder! 747 01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:24,150 Come here! 748 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:46,150 Get up! Show some respect! 749 01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:48,830 First time here? Get down... 750 01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:56,110 Hey you... show me your face... 751 01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:05,750 Hey... boss... look! Look who's here now... 752 01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:06,670 What the hell? 753 01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:08,110 Look who's there... 754 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:27,270 Please... 755 01:09:27,440 --> 01:09:28,150 Harder... 756 01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:30,870 Boss... Hawk spreading its wings 757 01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:32,710 Hey, brother...brother... 758 01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:34,790 What the hell are you doing? 759 01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:36,990 Watch it... 760 01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:38,230 Don't worry, it's chained! 761 01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:43,030 This is too much! Please... 762 01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,790 Hey... don't misunderstood us... 763 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:46,310 Mister.. 764 01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:47,950 This is what we call foot massage... 765 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:51,450 It hurts in the beginning,... but very comfortable later on 766 01:09:51,740 --> 01:09:53,810 No, Mister I'm just a shoemaker 767 01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:55,950 This is too much for me, I can't handle it... 768 01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:59,870 Listen... did you hear that? 769 01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:01,030 Hear what? 770 01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:02,380 Have you all heard what he just said? 771 01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:07,990 Such a strong person, and so easy to be with, teach us! 772 01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:08,790 Yes... yes 773 01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:09,750 we all do 774 01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:12,260 No more... you sure? 775 01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:16,030 No more, We're all in the same boat, you know? 776 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,670 Let's all be a friends, Mister 777 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:19,550 Yes, be friends 778 01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:20,070 Yes, friends... 779 01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:21,950 Let's all be friends, solid friends... 780 01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:52,870 I have Little Cobbler 781 01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:55,950 You can save him if you join the tournament 782 01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:58,350 Or else he will be dead 783 01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:02,780 Your Majesty, if you are present at the tournament and award prizes 784 01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:05,070 The empress will feel emotionally touched! 785 01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:08,870 We all know how stubborn the empress is 786 01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:12,190 She'll never say sorry unless its a flawless excuse she can use.. 787 01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:15,150 Ok... on the final day 788 01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:18,790 I'll be there after my worship and do a holy sacrifice to Gods in Mountain Tai 789 01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:19,760 Long live your Majesty! 790 01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:26,350 This is so disrespectful! 791 01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:29,260 After only a short period of peaceful time 792 01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:32,100 Another war is on its way 793 01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:35,100 Please consider! 794 01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:44,870 General Lai, or should I call you Major General Wu? 795 01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:48,110 Who gave you all this? 796 01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:54,710 Do yo still remember that night before the battle 797 01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:57,110 when General Lai died in a whore house? 798 01:11:57,640 --> 01:12:01,150 I let you use his name to maintain the troops' pressure 799 01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:03,820 You have been a General for many years 800 01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:07,870 Don't you like your richness? 801 01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:12,990 I didn't do it for my own sake, I did it for the country 802 01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:16,190 I'll now, withdraw from the troops 803 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:21,990 Don't you think its too late now? 804 01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:26,390 Do you forget something? I have your son in my custody! 805 01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:32,980 Hurry up... 806 01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:39,110 Brothers, after this jailbreak, 807 01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:43,790 I'll be going back home, and never show up here again! 808 01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:53,590 Ladies and gentlemen, all my Kung-Fu allies! 809 01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:55,870 We are now broadcasting through satellite! 810 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,350 Oh, Sorry!. Satellite won't be invented for another 500 years... 811 01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:00,070 The Kung-Fu tournament still proceeds as planned 812 01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:02,110 And it's a live show! 813 01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:04,190 Her name is Lady Moon 814 01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:05,670 And her contestant is from Shanxi 815 01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:07,070 He is using a King Spear 816 01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:10,940 King Spear, a special weapon sponsored by King's Hand Cream company... 817 01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:15,070 Accidents happened again! 818 01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:18,150 What a pity! such a big mistake, a total failure... 819 01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:22,070 Man! He has no mercy! 820 01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:24,230 He knows where and how to hurt a woman, big time 821 01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:29,660 An unidentified flying object appeared! 822 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,230 He steps on a banana peel all of a sudden! 823 01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:36,750 It's over, this game is over... 824 01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:49,190 Send my words... arrest Little Cobbler, rewards will be given 825 01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:51,590 DEAD OR ALIVE! 826 01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:54,230 We must have him before General Lai! 827 01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:55,150 Yes! 828 01:13:58,360 --> 01:13:59,340 This contestant is a tailor 829 01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:01,820 And he is from Tongzhou District 830 01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:05,030 His name is Dongfon, his best weapon are needles 831 01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:06,830 Needles! 832 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,190 The female contestant will definitely lose now! 833 01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:11,910 She is trapped! He got her now! 834 01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:14,110 She is in big trouble... 835 01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:18,070 Wow, she is free now! 836 01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:19,750 He continuously using his needles 837 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:23,620 Finally, she blocked his attack 838 01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:27,710 What an equal match, totally amazing! 839 01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:31,350 He jumped! 840 01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:35,110 So high and so powerful! 841 01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:37,230 It's so powerful! 842 01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:41,180 Oh my God, oh my God 843 01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:45,790 Wow, he is hit... 844 01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:58,950 He is so mad, he's now using Vacuum Punch 845 01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:00,910 This air-sucking punch is very evil 846 01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:04,110 It exposes your defense, and knock you out easily 847 01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:07,550 If you get osteoporosis or have a bone disease 848 01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:11,390 This coward brand calcium tablet will help you... 849 01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:19,870 Big foot! 850 01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:28,230 Wow! A Big foot! Such a big foot... 851 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:36,750 I've seen this in an Olympic before! 852 01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:43,180 Super six foot massage 853 01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:46,750 It will brighten you life and ease your pain 854 01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:51,510 Take a look 855 01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:54,670 So stylish! 856 01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:56,510 Lonesome? 857 01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,230 It's my name! 858 01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:01,150 What? Your name is Lonesome? 859 01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:06,430 Yes... my ancestors were once imperials! 860 01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:14,150 They gave me a big inheritance, which is my name! 861 01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:18,110 It's also my only... 862 01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:21,270 Boss!! 863 01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:37,700 Listen to me... I want you, to carry on 864 01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:41,030 Carry on my name! 865 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:43,550 You must promise me! 866 01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:47,430 Yes I do! I promise you! 867 01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:49,790 From now on, my name is Lonesome! 868 01:16:52,160 --> 01:16:55,270 "May the force be with you"! 869 01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:59,270 The Imperial decree arrived, this cobbler is reward for 12,000 silvers 870 01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:04,430 Underneath this boat lies a torpedo! I'll go detonate it, leave now! Hurry! 871 01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:05,350 No! I won't leave you alone... 872 01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:06,390 Here, let me carry you, come on 873 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:10,150 Mister... Mister... 874 01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:15,350 Hey... are you ok? 875 01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:20,390 Remember one thing, Being direspectful won't do you any good... 876 01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:25,310 Brother... brother... 877 01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:51,750 General 878 01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:01,150 How old is the fugitive? 879 01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:05,670 He is 20 something, and he is a shoemaker! 880 01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,870 What's his name? 881 01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:10,700 Wu Dee.. 882 01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:29,750 Today is the final and we have two contestants left standing! 883 01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:31,550 Lady Moon from Mountain Hwa 884 01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:36,270 And another contestant Young Go, he is from the Ministry of Justice! 885 01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:39,310 They both will fight and a champion will emerge today! 886 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:42,070 We have a big surprise for you all! 887 01:18:42,160 --> 01:18:44,150 Emperor is here today, to cheer for both contestants! 888 01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:47,630 And also will award prizes to the winner! 889 01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:50,110 Let the match begin! 890 01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:51,910 A flash went through both contestants... 891 01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:55,030 Reminded them of their parents, ancestors, and more 892 01:18:55,120 --> 01:18:56,070 Now 893 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:59,030 Both contestants are ready to rumble 894 01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:00,070 They can't wait to start the fight! 895 01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:03,230 You can tell their muscle are very tense... 896 01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:15,350 Pom pom pom!!! Oh my God! male contestant throws in the white handkerchief! 897 01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:18,750 He gave up, he gave up the fight! 898 01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:26,630 The champion title goes to, Lady Moon! 899 01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:30,950 Your Majesty, my name is Moon 900 01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:38,750 Enough! Would you come home with me now? 901 01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:52,430 Protect The Emperor! 902 01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:53,790 Guards! 903 01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:05,270 Your Majesty, stop the bleeding first... 904 01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:10,150 Stop it! Empress is sick, she is cursed! 905 01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:13,030 That's why she attacked Emperor 906 01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:16,180 Your Majesty... it's him who tried to kill you... 907 01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:18,700 It was a set up, he's controlling the Empress's mind, that's why the Empress tried to attack Your Majesty! 908 01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:28,190 You promised, not to kill my son... 909 01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:31,790 Look at you, what have you done now? 910 01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:45,190 What the... what's going on? 911 01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:51,790 Your Majesty, I'm making a history, a brand new history... 912 01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:54,270 I'll be the first sterile Emperor. 913 01:20:55,200 --> 01:21:00,390 You are sick, how dare you to defy the Emperor! 914 01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:05,630 I made you a Kung-Fu master! 915 01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:08,550 This is how you treated me?! Like a dog?! 916 01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:11,620 I'm going to punish you today... 917 01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:13,230 Stop it! 918 01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:20,070 Little Cobbler! 919 01:21:27,440 --> 01:21:28,500 Why are you here?! 920 01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:31,270 I was invited by you! 921 01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:35,270 Leave now... go! 922 01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:38,680 You bunch of pigs! 923 01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:40,390 Pick someone your own size! 924 01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:43,310 Sure...! 925 01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:49,350 Little Cobbler! 926 01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:07,750 I just couldn't understand... This chair, 927 01:22:09,400 --> 01:22:12,230 So many people die just to sit on this chair 928 01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:14,990 I want to know, 929 01:22:15,080 --> 01:22:17,190 How did you make them go against me? 930 01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:21,910 I have their weaknesses... 931 01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:27,140 Gambleholics, sexholics, I have all their weaknesses. 932 01:22:27,160 --> 01:22:28,110 Curse you! 933 01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:35,710 Lucky I have no weaknesses! 934 01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:39,230 Why are you still alive? Didn't I kill you? 935 01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:41,590 Thank you so much for the punch you gave me! 936 01:22:44,280 --> 01:22:46,950 It smoothen the flow of my Dan Tian (Chi energy), and gave me some power of it.. 937 01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:56,910 A special portion we've made for hundred years 938 01:22:57,080 --> 01:23:00,990 After you take it, your internal force will go up to 999 times more stronger 939 01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:03,590 And will blow up your Dan Tian 940 01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:06,150 Then your body will blow into pieces! 941 01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:11,830 My Marvelous Kung-Fu, will help you 942 01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:13,230 To gain limitless power and potentials 943 01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:17,590 The power to where you've never achieved before 944 01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:54,030 How dare you to defy the Emperor, trying to take over his place! 945 01:23:54,240 --> 01:23:56,510 I'll let you die peacefully 946 01:23:58,160 --> 01:23:59,590 If you give up now 947 01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:02,510 Die peacefully? 948 01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:06,830 I have had a miserable life now and before, my life isn't that peaceful anymore! 949 01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:18,310 What was that? 950 01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:20,750 Galactic swordsmanship! 951 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:12,910 Marvelous Kung-Fu! 952 01:25:15,280 --> 01:25:15,950 Show me what else you got... 953 01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:57,140 You useless piece of garbage! 954 01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:01,260 You truely are one in the millions... 955 01:28:06,880 --> 01:28:09,070 This is my whole life 956 01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:13,870 I love to have someone to carry it on... 957 01:28:19,280 --> 01:28:22,870 It looks so amateur, Are you sure it's good? 958 01:28:31,400 --> 01:28:34,510 Long live the Emperor, My name is Unbeatable 959 01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:38,790 Please God, help me find the Pandora Book 960 01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:52,270 Pandora Book! 961 01:28:56,120 --> 01:29:00,110 It's true! You need to be sterile first to make the Pandora Book show itself and learn it's contents 962 01:29:01,440 --> 01:29:03,030 But you're not steriled yet! 963 01:29:06,560 --> 01:29:09,870 But I still can learn it! Oh! My God... 964 01:29:20,840 --> 01:29:25,030 Little Cobbler, I'd like to reward you 965 01:29:25,160 --> 01:29:27,870 Tell me what you want.. 966 01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:33,230 Your Majesty... Lady Moon doesn't want to get married yet. 967 01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:35,270 Can you set her free? 968 01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:39,550 She doesn't want to be a puppet anymore 969 01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:41,350 Because she never.. 970 01:29:41,360 --> 01:29:47,270 Enough! It's none of your business, ok? 971 01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:51,030 You just go fix your shoes... 972 01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:27,150 ~Here in the darkness, along the road~ 973 01:30:27,720 --> 01:30:32,110 ~Could I walk with you, before you go~ 974 01:30:32,880 --> 01:30:37,110 ~Here on the road, among the darkness~ 975 01:30:37,680 --> 01:30:42,510 ~I worried for you, to walk alone~ 976 01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:50,260 ~And I believe so, I'm not tender enough~ 977 01:30:50,960 --> 01:30:55,550 ~Cannot share, your sadness though~ 978 01:30:56,120 --> 01:31:00,630 ~If this is so, show me what I really need to know~ 979 01:31:01,200 --> 01:31:07,150 ~Or I will keep your sorrow, and never let go~ 980 01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:13,870 ~I lay the sadness, inside my heart~ 981 01:31:14,080 --> 01:31:18,830 ~You take the beauties, into your heart~ 982 01:31:19,080 --> 01:31:21,070 ~Hereafter~ 983 01:31:21,440 --> 01:31:29,120 ~I have no reason, to gain my happiness~ 984 01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:34,190 ~I lay the sadness, inside my heart~ 985 01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:39,190 ~You take the beauties, into your heart~ 986 01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:44,430 ~I believe I could wait for my love to wake up~ 987 01:31:45,040 --> 01:31:53,390 ~Can you please do, show me your heart~ 988 01:32:39,240 --> 01:32:41,190 Have you ever heard a bird called Phoenix? 989 01:32:41,680 --> 01:32:45,790 It lives and burned till death 990 01:32:46,640 --> 01:32:49,150 I feel myself strongly like that bird! 991 01:33:18,960 --> 01:33:20,750 Is this scar fixable? 992 01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:37,150 Little Cobbler! <3 993 01:33:49,120 --> 01:33:51,270 Why did you come back? 994 01:33:52,120 --> 01:33:54,680 You hurt my feet, I need to get even with you 995 01:33:54,800 --> 01:33:56,590 Don't you worry! 996 01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:05,270 I'll be fully responsible for it! 997 01:34:08,840 --> 01:34:10,550 Is the Emperor here now? 998 01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:12,510 No... 999 01:34:14,880 --> 01:34:17,030 Don't tell me you ran away again? 1000 01:34:17,840 --> 01:34:19,350 I'm not gonna tell you... <3 1001 01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:23,510 Do you... really like him? 1002 01:34:26,240 --> 01:34:28,270 Even willing to sacrifice everything for him? 1003 01:34:31,360 --> 01:34:33,350 What is he so good to you? 1004 01:34:34,960 --> 01:34:38,790 He knows how to fix shoes, do you? 1005 01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:48,550 You may go now! Go! 1006 01:34:49,200 --> 01:34:50,590 Take care! 1007 01:34:54,280 --> 01:34:56,230 Are you gonna leave again? 1008 01:34:57,640 --> 01:34:59,110 Only if you don't do good... 1009 01:35:07,120 --> 01:35:11,190 Didn't you tell me you are a phoenix with no feet last time? 1010 01:35:12,920 --> 01:35:17,830 Look! If you didn't come back, 1011 01:35:18,120 --> 01:35:20,580 I'll wait till it comes out and live with it... 1012 01:35:21,240 --> 01:35:24,670 Since I am back now, let's cook it! 1013 01:35:25,120 --> 01:35:26,100 Don't even think about it! 1014 01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:27,950 But I am hungry <3 1015 01:35:29,000 --> 01:35:33,270 We can have scramble egg, steam egg, and more! <3 1016 01:35:33,880 --> 01:35:35,100 You so cruel! 1017 01:35:35,280 --> 01:35:37,150 I don't care! You can only pick one! 1018 01:35:37,880 --> 01:35:39,150 Between you and egg? 1019 01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:41,750 Oh, I love comparison! 1020 01:35:43,200 --> 01:35:45,070 Oh well... I'll choose the egg 1021 01:35:45,160 --> 01:35:45,990 You better not! <3 1022 01:35:46,120 --> 01:35:46,510 I will not pick you 1023 01:35:46,640 --> 01:35:47,350 Better not! 1024 01:35:47,520 --> 01:35:48,110 Only egg... 1025 01:35:48,120 --> 01:35:48,830 Wait... 1026 01:35:49,000 --> 01:35:53,750 Years later, people called him "The Sword God" 1027 01:35:55,280 --> 01:35:59,510 And he changed his name to Lonesome as he promised 1028 01:36:00,360 --> 01:36:07,670 At last, we all know much better what his first name is!